Benji and Frankie

Ah, mice. Where would we be without them? I thought to do this while rereading a favorite book, and, I must say, it took quite a bit of very deep thought and concentration not to drop the book right then and there to work on this. And I have great faith the majority of intelligent life seems to understand this sort of thing (and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys). Truly, the number of people who get these things really gives one hope for the future of lifekind. Except of course that we know it hasn't got one.... And if, though it is infinitely improbable, no one gets this? Well, in that case I shall be forced to want to throw things at you all. But don't panic, I don't plan on actually following through, since we are firmly opposed to needless violence.